Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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