so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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