I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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