i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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