We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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