So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
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So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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