My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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