No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
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would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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