there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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