Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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