just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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