did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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