Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
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He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
last night I used snow as a chaser
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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