Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
What happened to fro yo and sex?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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