Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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