this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Randomize