New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Randomize