he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
My vagina just recognized that song.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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