You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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