She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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