Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
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I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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