yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
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Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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