My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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