names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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