why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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