I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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