so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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