she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Mom said you looked used
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
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"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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