YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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