In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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