that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
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Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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