found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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