Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
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I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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