Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I bet he comes in French.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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