She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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