i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
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I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.