I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
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She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"