The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
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forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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