Non-Jews are for practice
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
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So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
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