if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
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i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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