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say what?
wanna hang out?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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