It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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