I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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