did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
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I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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