Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
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That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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