Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
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She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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