I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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