I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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