She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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