He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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