She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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I think a kid would responsible me up
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
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Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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