If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
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The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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