Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
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The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.